DragonCon Carpet

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Here we go again. The hideous pattern that Just. Won’t. Die. Even though it’s torn out of the Marriott in downtown Atlanta, this beast still shambles onward, and now you can have your very own copy! Provided in this download is the fullsize 12′ x 5′ file in Adobe Illustrator CC, as well as a PDF.
It doesn’t tile because it’s enormous and I really didn’t expect anyone to stitch this into a file wider than five feet across.
I don’t own the rights to this design, but the file is of my own creation. That means I can distribute it for free for use as satire. I don’t think anyone here is going to be using this to make more carpet. Please don’t do that. If you’re thinking of doing that, and selling bootleg carpet, I implore you to re-evaluate your life.
Again, I would like to reiterate that you are not purchasing this file, and you can download it gratis! That said, if you feel like making a charitable donation to the upkeep of my website and my studio, you can do so above in the “name your own price” box. If not, I won’t be bummed. Free is pretty great.
To everyone who won’t let this die: I hope you’re happy.

You monster.